Chimps there to see, chimp panoply, chimp coterie;
we’re unlucky that we have chimps in DC.
Chimps there to see, chimp panoply, chimps flingin’ poo;
they suck on the teat proffered by me and you.
Off us they have kissed, this thieving grifting crew.

Not all are bastards; there’s some that aren’t thugs,
but most are addicted to power/bucks drug.
They spend a great deal of their time blowing smoke
up our butts, these sluts are nothing but a joke.

Chimps there to see, chimp panoply, chimp grossery;
we’re f**ked by the scum contingent in DC.
Chimps there to see, chimp panoply, shit-flingin’ fools;
they and their bad patrons are bloodsucking ghouls.
They pimp for trolls and are special-interest tools.

Adept at grifting much of this slime crew;
a broom up the ass ain’t what they’ve got for you.
Instead they’re drilling you with a flesh quirt,
and you’d better believe you’ll have back-end hurt.

They do it along with their partners in crime;
if you catch the drift: You will have a hard time,
then they’ll try to bilk you out of you last dime.

Chimp panoply, chimp coterie, flingin’ feces;
when not flingin’ freely, they’re on fleecing sprees.
Many are a simian grifting crew.
Fling and bling-sting—all the while they’re filching you.