Super Callous Narcissistic Lying MAGA-trocious by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
He is not afraid to speak, and tho’ his words are bad,
He’s worshipped by a crowd of folks who think he’s Galahad.
He learned to manipulate them to kiss his derriere.
But he privately confides he really doesn’t care.

Chorus:
He’s super callous narcissistic lying MAGA-trocious.
And even tho’ he sounds like he is going to be ferocious,
He really suffers from an extreme form of psychosis.
Super callous narcissistic lying MAGA-trocious.

He travels all around the land and everywhere he goes,
He looks for sycophants who are willing to brown-nose.
Like David Dukes and MTG and others so inclined.
He says special words and they all fall into line.

Chorus:
He’s super callous narcissistic lying MAGA-trocious.
And even tho’ he sounds like he is going to be ferocious,
He really suffers from and extreme form of psychosis.
Super callous narcissistic lying MAGA-trocious.

The cat never has his tongue even when he’s gagged
By court order. He defies, and goes out to brag.
But, if he isn’t careful, he may go to jail,
And beg his loyal followers to come up with his bail.

Chorus:
He’s super callous narcissistic lying MAGA-trocious.
And even tho’ he sounds like he is going to be ferocious,
He really suffers from and extreme form of psychosis.
Super callous narcissistic lying MAGA-trocious.