Dumb, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are these guys.
Dumb, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are these guys.

Twits. . .
StuporedCatalepticIsThisNestOfDozingBozos,
Both in terms of brains and
Evolution, they are dodos.
Bankrupt bunch of boobs for whom
Skill rudiments are no-nos.
Jumping like puppets on strings,
Automatons on pogos.

StuporedCatalepticIsThisNestOfDozingBozos,
Dumb, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are these guys,
Dumb, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are these guys.

The leadership is less than weak
And exemplifies bad.
Presiding, a mental pipsqueak;
His cabinet is mad.
He has great trouble with each word,
Maybe 'cause too much blow
Went up his nose, made his speech slurred
And still the booze does flow. Flow. . .

StuporedCatalepticIsThisNestOfDozingBozos,
Scheming stooges, clowns, and twits
Much less adept than Koko.*
Latinos see lame Al gnome
Y se preguntan, "¡¿Cómo?!"
Can't decide if his nickname
Should be Culo or Coño.

StuporedCatalepticIsThisNestOfDozingBozos,
Dumb, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are these guys,
Dumb, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are these guys.

Among the minions is a girl
Who replaced a real gent.
Her hair's lost its natural curl;
Like her worldview, it's bent.

A dude who madly yammers,
Lacking credibility.
His actions demonstrate Rummy's
Advanced senility.

StuporedCatalepticIsThisNestOfDozingBozos,
Some so Homer Simpson-like
You'd expect to hear "D'oh, Moe!"s
Dubya's such a rumdum that
He's run by major domos.

StuporedCatalepticIsThisNestOfDozingBozos,
Dumb, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are these guys,
Dumb, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are these guys.

Allegèd master's got a tongue
That's tied in knots each day.
It can't summon up words,
But that's OK. . .nothing to say.

And one hauled off and shot Harry
When he saw him take "flight."
They're all hallucinatory
(And this one's Halliburton sleaze)--
Their vision: out of sight.

They're
StuporedCatalepticNitwitsIneptDolts'N'Bozos (4x)


*Gorilla famous for her ability to communicate with rudimentary signing skills.