Lumbar, ilial, thoracical discs frayed,
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical discs frayed.

Slip. . .
SuperannuatedSlippedDiscsVexMeAndStenosis,
Condition when a neural
Pathway once open closes.
Analgesia's what I must
Have--give a whole ten doses.

SuperannuatedSlippedDiscsVexMeAndStenosis.
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical discs frayed,
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical discs frayed.

My sacroiliac is weak,
I'm feeling really bad.
My pill-stingy back man needs peek
With resonance and rads.

It hurts so much, my vision's blurred
And pain shoots to my toes.
"Manage pain," the physician purred;
I punched him in the nose. Blow!

SuperannuatedSlippedDiscsVexMeAndKyphosis,
I cringe at Pilates chicks
In thoracic-bent poses.
Analgesia's what I must
Have--alright, then, five doses!

SuperannuatedSlippedDiscsX-rayMeExposes.
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical X-rayed,
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical displayed.

So he opines: decline the curls
Until my spine's unbent.
I tried to take a walk one day;
I was, in no time, spent.

A doob of marijuana. . .
Then had needles stuck in me.
I had the stabbed steel twirled, and Zen--
I think they nicked my chi! "Ow!!"

SuperannuatedSlippedDiscsVexMeAndLordosis,
A lumbar encumbrance this
Situation imposes.
Analgesia's what I must
Have--no less then four doses!!

SuperannuatedSlippedDiscsVexMePalIDoses
'Em so Demerol and Halidol I take,
Rum, Haloperidol and crawl like a snake.

Don't know how my back came undone,
But then again, I may.
I summon memories
Of the serpentine game I'd play.
Should have acted more carefully,
Could have caused sore-back strife:

I had played Twister with a girl
Whose lithe spine curls, my wife.