Ooh, I bet you're asking why I am blue,
It's 'bout these scans that I run through.
Most of the terms I've never heard before.
Between all 'breviations
Like [M.I.L.F] make me say d'oh.
It takes me by surprise I say, hey,
When I find out what it says.
You should know that....


Never heard through the grapevine,
I wish that knowledge would be mine.
Oh, never heard through the grapevine,
Wish someone would make a list so we could find.
Funny, funny yeah.

I know that your plan may compose to try,
But these ears want you to confide.
Amusin' you is what I do see,
Cause only nosy, that's me.
You always tell me yourself,
Or I'll ask someone else.
Instead....

Might hear it through the grapevine,
Meaning that word might soon mine.
Oh, might hear it through the grapevine,
Wish someone would make a list so we could find.
Funny, funny yeah.

People say take it with some salt of sea.
That's not me, not even near.
It gets pretty darn confused,
With initial-speak I do fear.
Well, wish I was in the know.
I wish I knew some what it stands for.
Don't you know.....

Might hear it through the grapevine,
Meaning that word might soon mine.
Oh, might hear it through the grapevine,
Wish someone would make a list so we could find.
Funny, funny yeah.