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Song Parodies -> "Sleaze Twisted Gross Rat"

Original Song Title:

"Please Mr. Postman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marvelettes

Parody Song Title:

"Sleaze Twisted Gross Rat"

Parody Written by:

FTFFFTRRRR

The Lyrics

Raped, oh yes, raped ’em, twisted gross rat

Sleaze twisted gross rat looks for teens
He’s gonna bed ’em and then get between
Their legs, he will then start to grind
First gives ’em some coke to get ’em primed

A pedophile scourge that rapes
Statutorily ’cause he crossed states
For twisted gross rat, felonies
Are his lifestyle way as now we can see
But he vanquished prison, the twisted gross rat
Though he is really guilty
But his screwed criminal abettor
Got a long term while the rat runs free

Sleaze twisted coke rat hooked up teens
And then he bed ’em and spread in between
Their legs, the dregs started to grind
First gave ’em some blow to get ’em primed

“No one’s above the law” some chime
But that ain’t true, look at the rat’s crimes
Not stopped though he’s a criminal lecher
When he wanted a teen, he’d go fetch ’er

Rat bed teens and paid ’em fees
Yet ain’t felled for felonies
Pay for all the bad things he did, he didn’t
Pay, criminal partner did, yep
Sleaze, free twisted gross rat
For felonies no prison he’ll see

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