Caesar in Mouse Hunt and Max Schreck in Batman
Koons in Pulp fiction (oh, yes, he was that man)
He played Hal Weidmann - Amer'cas Sweethearts
Here's just a few of his ninety-three parts

The Colonel in Antz (I mean, he did the voices)
Zorin in Bond, driving Rollses and Royces
Hessian Horseman in Sleepy Hollow
These are a few of his ninety-three roles

Kevin Acton in a '53 series
(I'd not believe it, but really I'm serious)
The eponymous hero, he starred in McBain
He's been in a lot - should I say it again?

In The Dead Zone
And in Deadline
In The Dogs of War
Christopher Walken's done all of these things
So maybe I should list some more?

He acted Felton in Three Musketeers
And played the Count in the hunter of deers
(The one with the penchant for Russian Roulette)
I haven't got through all ninety-three yet

He was Puss in Boots, it's hard to believe it
In Kangaroo Jack, too - we thought he would leave it
"Frank Featherbed" in "Plots with a View"?
In ninety-three films, yes he's done all that too

Ray, in The Funeral was not too demanding
And when he was Hickey, was not Last Man Standing
Danced his way through Fatboy Slim video
Have I completed all ninety-three? No...

In The Dead Zone
And in Deadline
In The Dogs of War
Christopher Walken's done all of these things
I've had enough, I won't list no more!