John and Mitchy were getting kind of itchy
Just to leave the working class behind
‘Chelle from Minny was hustling every penny
Hooking like a fish on the line
In the House the lobbyists sat
And after every vote they’d fill the hat
Mc Cain and McConnell just getting older in DC
You know where that’s at
And everybody’s getting fat like Mamma"s Ass

‘Chelley, she said, “Becky you know there aren’t many
Who can lie as shamelessly as you do; let’s go spout
Becky said, “Chelly, golly, don’t you think I wish
I could fool the voter like you.”
So, ‘Chelle, Becky and the Morans hooted like night owls
And after every vote they’d steal the hat
McCain and McConnell just getting moldier in DC
You know where that’s at.
And everybody’s getting fat like Mamma's Ass

When Mamma was a sophomore, already at school four
She went and changed her mind again one day
Why do the toil when you can just hustle Oil
Take me to Anchorage right away
When Oil met Mamma he gave her a love bump hearty
She called ‘Chelle and Becky and that was the Tea Party
McCain and McConnell couldn’t get no colder in DC
You know where that’s at
And everybody’s getting fat like Mamma's Ass

Tea Pots, Fox trots, red rot, orange sots
Who'll never work as hard as they play
Make it up, kiss up, everything is pay up
Guess it’s always been that way
Newt and Huck soon joined the chorus
Mitt and Haley waiting in the wings to bore us
McCain and McConnell, ready for the fire in D.C.
You know where that’s at.
And White House dreaming is becoming a harsh reality