Hoarding boxes in the closet,
Hoarding boxes made of ticky-tacky
Hoarding boxes in the closet
I've been doing it for years
There's a pink one and a blue one
And a teal one and a metal one
And I don't know what to do with them
So I guess they just stay here

I'm a hoarder of boxes
'Cause I think I might use them
For some kind of craft project
But I actually do not
And whenever I go looking
In the upstairs den closet
There's a pile of tiny boxes
That I've left in there to rot

I've got so many collections
Of figurines and bottle caps
And tiny little furniture
For Sylvanian families
And I think that I'm a dragon
With the hoards that I accumulate
But I'm just a trash goblin
And there's something wrong with me

And the boxes keep accruing
In the hopes I might use them
To hold craft supplies or stickers
Or they might just disappear
There's a brown one and a black one
And a wood one and a metal one
And I don't know what to do with them
So I guess they'll just stay here