Never tell how much you own me.
Never tell how much is my share.
Make sure there's no one to harm me,
Ask me for favors when nobody's aware.
Listen to me, my friends - hear every word I say.
No one can do it the way I do.
'Cause they don't know how to deal like W.

Just ask for favors when you see me.
Favors? Hey, it's all on me.
Favors until 2004.
Favors all year long.

Green lightens my play time.
Dollar bills light up the Right.
My eyes light up when you call my name.
'Cause I know we're gonna seal the deal.
Bless Poppy, I adore him; taught me everything.
Take my word, 'cause they're for real.
Better believe in what my lips have to say...
 
You ask for favors 
When you see me.
Favors? Hey, it's all on me.
Favors 'til my re-selection
Favors all through the year.
Poppy's friends ask me for favors.
My cronies not far behind.
Favors done behind the scene.
Favors for us Republicans.

Ask me for favors (favors)
All kinds of favors.
(Give you, give you, give you)
I'll give you...
FAVORS!
 
When you see me...
Favors? Hey, it's all on me.
Favors until 2004.
Favors all year long.

I love being pRez.
I can even screw Congress.
Just whisper it in my ear.
Whisper what you need - I'll do it for a fee.
Come ask for favors...

Green lightens my play time
Dollar bills light up the Right.
My eyes light up when you call my name
'Cause I know we're gonna seal the deal.

Come ask for favors when you see me.
Favors? Hey, it's all on me.
Favors 'til my re-selection.
Favors all through the year.
Favors? Tell me, brothers.
Favors? Whisper it in my ear.

Poppy's friends ask me for favors.
My cronies not far behind.
Favors done behind the scene.
Favors for us Republicans.
Come ask for favors.

Ken Lay, James Baker and Dick Cheney...
They're amateurs compared to me.
'Cause I learned it all from Poppy.
Poppy's a pro and so is little old me!

You ask for favors when you see me.
Favors?  Hey, it's all on me.
Favors until 2004
Favors all year long.

You ask for favors when you see me
Favors? Hey, it's all on me
Favors 'til my re-selection
Favors all through the year!

Favors is a word I love to hear.
Favors, whisper it in my ear...