Song Parodies -> "Damn Moose & Squirrel; Always They're Keekeeng Ou"

Original Song Title:

"Younger Girl"

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Original Performer:

"Damn Moose & Squirrel; Always They're Keekeeng Ou"

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The Lyrics

More misfortune for cartoon spies Boris & Natasha - based on their characters from the TV Cartoon show of WAAAYY back in the early 60's, not the "Stupeed Movee" from a few years back. The "Narrator" here is, of course, the one and only "Boris Badenov", zo pleese allow for heese spellink and accent ~ ~ ~ FYI - Since I see the full title may not fit I'll repeat it here: "Damn Moose & Squirrel; Always They're Keekeeng Our Behinds". I'll put a couple "definitions" down in the "Bottom Comments" section ~ ~ ~

That damn Moose and Squirrel; always they screw up theengs
I deespise them both; they do always foiyel mee
I curse them, then I say
"Them again; Damn...Oy vey..."

Moose and Squirrel; always foiyeleeng each plan of mine
Don't matter what plots I try
Seems my scheemes always somehow go awry
Fearless Leeader reeminds
"Don't let me down
If you do, much beeg trouble"
at that I do frown
Damn Moose and Squirrel; always keekeeng on our beehinds

Natasha says "Wee must find
some vaay to make our scheemes work thees time "
[2 soft acoustic balalaika lines - Boris muttering "I dunno how" to them]
Damn Moose and Squirrel; always they keek on our beehinds...

Come up weeth great plan
should toss een the toilet
"Cause damn Moose and Squirrel
I know somehow they weell foiyel eet
I sigh...
Ooh! Reeally hate squirrel that flies

Moose and Squirrel, they haunt mee; theenk I am damned
I plot and plan the whole night
Eet don't matter; they weell deesrupt my plans
Een the back of my mind
thees thought makes mee frown
"theenk I'm now een beeg trouble
Fearless Leader weell now
Deespatch mee; to Siberia to be confined

[bottom section - each line quieter out to fade]
That damn Moose and Squirrel; always they foiyeled our scheemes
Natasha screams at mee
"keeep deeeging latreene..."
"You shut up now, I say..."

"foiyeleeng" = "foiling", "weell" = "will", Oh, jeez, I think you can probably figure out the rest ~ ~ ~

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alvin rhodes - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment

a couple of my favorite parody subjects..great job

John Barry - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Good parody about a great show. 5s

Tommy Turtle - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Funny, I don't remember BB saying, "Oy vey", but then, my pea-brain memory is very poor.... This R&B (always thought that meant "Rhythm & Blues" ... shows how little I know) is Gudunov for me. 555

LucidLupin - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment

DK the cartoon or the OS but enjoyed the read ;) 5s If you want copy of catch the wind os (as mentioned under my parody) email me at lucidlupin@lycos.co.uk and I'll mail it you back ;)

Rick C - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Pulled a rabbit out of your hat with this one, Paul. It's magic! 555

Paul Robinson - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment

alvin, JB, Tommy T, LucidLupin, Rick C...Thanks! TT - actually, I think Boris may actually have said "Oy Vey" on more than a few occasions...I sorta seem to remember it...Lucid - I may just do that...

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