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Song Parodies -> "Hello Martha"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Dolly"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Louis Armstrong
Parody Song Title:
"Hello Martha"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Hello Martha
Back from hell, Martha?
It's so nice to see you back on your estate
You're lookin' sveldt, Martha
Patty melt, Martha
You're still cookin', still good lookin'
In spite of your fate
We hear the press pratter
Does your leg clatter
With that ankle bracelet that they've got you in?
Well, take the crap Martha
Fortune is in your lap, Martha
Martha, just don't go away again
Hello, Martha
Well hello Martha
It's so nice to know you're out of Camp Cupcake
Are you reformed, Martha?
Guards were armed, Martha?
Even hardened criminals they rehabilitate
We hear the press chatter
Does your leg clatter
With that ankle bracelet that they've strapped you in?
Well, golly gee, fellas
Martha ain't gonna flee, fellas
Martha just don't go away
Martha don't you go away
Martha don't you go away again
Back from hell, Martha?
It's so nice to see you back on your estate
You're lookin' sveldt, Martha
Patty melt, Martha
You're still cookin', still good lookin'
In spite of your fate
We hear the press pratter
Does your leg clatter
With that ankle bracelet that they've got you in?
Well, take the crap Martha
Fortune is in your lap, Martha
Martha, just don't go away again
Hello, Martha
Well hello Martha
It's so nice to know you're out of Camp Cupcake
Are you reformed, Martha?
Guards were armed, Martha?
Even hardened criminals they rehabilitate
We hear the press chatter
Does your leg clatter
With that ankle bracelet that they've strapped you in?
Well, golly gee, fellas
Martha ain't gonna flee, fellas
Martha just don't go away
Martha don't you go away
Martha don't you go away again
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She's baaaaaaack!
This goes great with a hot chocolate...and donuts...555
fun to sing along with...5s
I didn't have a dictionary with me when writing this, so "svelte" is the correct spelling of the word-
This parody? "It's a good thing."
Very well done, Royce. I particularly liked the "press pratter/leg clatter."
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