Song Parodies -> "Judy's Got A Knife"

Original Song Title:

"Judy's Turn To Cry"

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Original Performer:

Lesley Gore

Parody Song Title:

"Judy's Got A Knife"

Parody Written by:

Nut Roll

The Lyrics

Oh Heck ! now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee

Oh, when Judy found out about me and Johnny
And I came back wearing his ring
She tried to scratch my eyes out
And called me a slutty thing

Now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee

Well, she threatened to hurt me when she saw us dance together
She started making a scene.
Then sliced my ears like pork chops
and jabbed my spleen

Now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee

Oh, one night she got pissed at a party
And stabbed some other guy
Johnny jumped up and she nipped him,
Then he started to scream and cry

Now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee

Whoa, now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife

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