In the town of Toronto in Can-a-da,
Is a freaky little orphan who did Manuella;
With his big honkin' nose, fuzzy curly hair,
He lives in a bachelor pad and everybody goes:

There's Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
He's only six feet tall,
Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
The greatest little scumbag of them all.

Now scumbags are sex-loving folks, you know:
They're always in a hurry and never things slow;
They don't like to travel away from home,
They just like to hump and be left alone.

But one day Craiggers was asked to go
To a great big party for Paige you know
To help his girl get in his pants
That was mucked-up by a temptress in the days of yore.

Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
He's only six feet tall,
Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
The greatest little scumbag of them all.

Well, he fought with his girlfriend,
He cryed and sobbed,
He diddled with Manny,
A special thing he stole,
He was chased by Ashley,
Lost in the music,
Then reunited on Degrassi's steps...

Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
The greatest little scumbag of them all.

Now he's back with Ash in Can-a-da
That freaky little orphan who did Manuella
Just sitting there with both girls in his head
Pondering about the one he bedded...

Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
He's only six feet tall,
Craiggers (Craiggers!) Craiggers Manning,
The greatest little scumbag of them all.

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