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Song Parodies -> "Akita"

Original Song Title:

"Maria"

Original Performer:

Leonard Bernstein

Parody Song Title:

"Akita"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

I really did fall head over heels in love with Akitas when I got up close and personal with one. Never mind the badmouthing.
Akita!
I just met a purebred Akita.
I'm totally agog
How beautiful a dog can be.
Akita!
I simply must have that Akita.
A hunk of velvet hair
Just like a Teddy bear is he.
Akita!
Some are white, some are grey or silver,
Shades of brown - they can be any color.
Akita!
Japan's gift to man is Akitas.
Akita, Akita, Akita, Akita!
I'll not rest 'till I find an Akita.
I am simply obsessed with Akitas.
Akitas!
I think I'll start breeding Akitas.
Aaaaakiiiiiiiitaaaaa!
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Adam B - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Just don't let them bite you.
alvin rhodes - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
warm and heartfelt
Johnny D - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
They're cute furry bastards who'll nip ya if they feel like it!
Adagio - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one and this gives me anidea! 5's
Elwood P. Dowd - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody, well-done, but -- Akitas were bred as guard dogs and unless you do an exceptional job of socializing and training them you can have a REAL problem ... that always just gets passed on to someone else, unfortunately. Akitas clog the rescue chain and are almost unadoptable, so you know what comes next .... All puppies are cute, but put over a hundred pounds of muscle and teeth behind it .... not always so cute. Unless you've owned one and know what they can be like, start with something else.

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