bad cop:
it's the Charles Bronson movies
that taught me what it means to be a man
and now I am a cop
I try to beat up all those thugs the best I can
no matter if they're just
walking jay, with my club I slam

good cop, bad cop
you know we're quite a pair
using every approach
in and out the book
and still arrest is rare

good cop:
on my beat I found the trail of a guy who did felony
it only took me a couple of weeks, then he tried to get rid of me
he swore that he'd put down the gun and walk with me to the jail
but when I stretched out he shot me, I lost another finguh...

good cop, bad cop
tragedies-R-us
good cop: well I try to talk some sense
into a psychopath
bad cop: and I hit him with a bus

(instrumental)

good cop, bad cop
success ratings are nowt
bad cop: no bullet's in store
for that speeding man
good cop: 'cos I've taken 'em all out!

bad cop: I know when I see a burglar roam
good cop: that man was painting his own home
bad cop: I don't care what a wussie say
good cop: you shouldn't have broken... his leg anyway
bad cop: you can feel the beat of my stick
good cop: all right, sweet mate, just don't hit my ribs

(FADE)