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Song Parodies -> "When I Fake My 'oohs' Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through The Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kris Kristofferson

Parody Song Title:

"When I Fake My 'oohs' Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i've no zip...i'm unprepared
i ain't loose...not not at all
i've no goosebumps on my skin
but it does no good to stall
so i simply will abide
i don't want to start a fight
hope it doesn't take much time
when i fake my "oohs" tonight

i'll appear to play along
tell you that it feels so grand
even bellow as we wallow
though tonight i feel so bland
i will bray and carry on
twist my torso left and right
i will scratch and wheeze and moan
when i fake my "oohs" tonight

i can tell, for me, you long
so i'll do as you demand
here's my body...you may borrow
but my mind has other plans
though my interest may be gone
you will think i feel delight
by my sexy purring tones
when i fake my "oohs" tonight
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Bernard Pacholek - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate this parody! It totally stinks!
Michael Pacholek - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I was just faking my displeasure, Alvin. It's great.
AFW - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Sometimes a fake "Oh' is better than none at all...
TJC - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh! ...I get it! Funny and well done, as always...but you can't fake "hard" numbers....so... fffffffiiiiiiiIIIIIIVVVVVESSSSSS... [here they come!]
Meriadoc - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I was gonna make a bad pun about her faking 'oohs' as easier than him faking 'ooze', but I won't... ;-) Good one Alvin.
Stuart McArthur - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment
with all that bellowing and wallowing it would be pretty hard to pick the fake oohs - great title sub, alvin! - 555
Lionel Mertens - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment
5's
Red Ant - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I had a lot to say about this, all of which is probably way TMI, so I'll just leave some fives and a towel.
alvin rhodes - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks michael (and yer twin) AFW TJC merry stuart lionel and red ant

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