I got knocked in the head from a falling rock
And I wound up with what the doctors call hema-toma
H-E-M-A-Toma

My brain went to space and I piddled my pants
They asked me my name and then he said I was in a coma
C-O-M-A Coma co-co-co-co- Coma

Well, I'm not the most intelligent guy
But when he said that I thought he had lost his mind
B. S. Coma b-s-b-s- coma

But I felt numb I couldn't move my hand
Couldn't speak or wiggle but I understand
In my coma, co-co-co-co coma co-co-co-co-coma

Well I heard the nurse there talk all night
And what I heard gave me a fright
She grabbed the chart and stared at it real hard
She said "I'm glad he filled out that donor card"

Well, I'm not the most excitable guy
But when she closed up my eyes
Well, I almost awoke from my coma
Oh, no, oh no coma oh no, oh no coma

Oh, no, oh no coma oh no, oh no coma

As I faded away, and they shut the door
I couldn't ignore, the tragedy
I saw my life, it flashed by me

Well, that's the day, that I drifted away
Now I'm looking at someone else today, but no coma
No mo no mo coma

Men all have parts and parts make up men
And sometimes they get switched around again
Now I'm home-a ho-ho-ho-ho-homa

Well, now I walk through another door
And I've never kissed this woman before
Hom-a never did look quite this grand
She said, "Sometimes I think you're another man"

Well I'm not the world's most fortunate man
But I know who I was and it's not who I am
After coma Co-co-co-co coma
Co-co-co-co ---Coma