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Song Parodies -> "21st Century Hemmorrhoid Man"
Original Song Title:
"21st Century Schizoid Man"
Original Performer:
King Crimson
Parody Song Title:
"21st Century Hemmorrhoid Man"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Boy
The Lyrics
Objects in my bum
Surgeons can't get rid of em
Fifteen now and getting more
Twenty first century hemmorrhoid man
Take craps, get tired
Can't even go when I desire
Sometimes my shit turns bright sapphire
Twenty first century hemmorrhoid man
Get a special cream
Apply it and let it be
By the next day when I crap I bleed
Twenty first century hemmorrhoid man
Surgeons can't get rid of em
Fifteen now and getting more
Twenty first century hemmorrhoid man
Take craps, get tired
Can't even go when I desire
Sometimes my shit turns bright sapphire
Twenty first century hemmorrhoid man
Get a special cream
Apply it and let it be
By the next day when I crap I bleed
Twenty first century hemmorrhoid man
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Mike Giles - drummer or rhyming slang? 'Jack Giles' or 'Farmer Giles' is also slang for piles or haemmorhoids.
you do not have eney slang
Pretty good! I was expecting a longer parody..the song is over 7 minutes long, but you got all the verses. 5's
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