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{JULIE ANDREWS}
[sung]
Let's start with that man, Matt Groening
The 'dude' who invented YOU
When you read you begin with

A-B-C

When you sing you begin with do-re-mi

Do-re-mi

Do-re-mi

The first three notes just happen to be-

Do-re-mi

Do-re-mi

Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti!

{JULIE ANDREWS}
Management *really* wants you three to tune up in time for your guest appearances on Family Guy.
Let me think Oh, let's see if I can make it easier
First I'll go and then you follow!

[sung]
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Fa, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Doe!

Now wasn't that easy? now you give it a whirl, Lisa!

{LISA}
Okay, I'll give it the old college try, even though I'm in sixth grade--
but with a soupcon of sax-o-phone sass if you please, Miss Julie!

[sung]
D'oh, oh dear, oh dear oh dear!
Ray, a tangent vector sum!
Me, my ego driven self
Fa, a Farvenugen pun
So, what's happnin' in that head?
La, preceeds the 'Ti-Da', bro
'T', he's blinged with mohawked head
That Bejing's Iraq's new beau! Oh! Oh! Oh!


{JULIE}
Well, um, er, a skosh unconventional, Lisa, but I think you've got the hang of it
Would you like to give it a go Bart?

{BART}
Yeah, right Try this one on for size Harry Poppins

[sung]
Dough, its clear, it buys Duff beer
Ray, the Death Star's biggest gun
ME, a lame Win-dows™ OS
Fa-, a 'half-a-curse' from bums
"So", "What-evah" word instead
La, one-half of "La-La", ho!
T- HC makes me eat bread
That will bring a whack from D'Oh! Yo! Blow! Joe!

{JULIE}
Whoooa! Big boy precocious aren't we?
Well, Homer Do you think, perhaps, you might show the youngsters why your age cohorts deserve the sobriquet "greatest generation"?
I'm counting on you!
Remember, my job depends on the quality of your work!

{HOMER}
Sober Kat? Lady, I haven't been sober in years, right Marge? Oh alright! Here goes:

[sung]
D'oh, my beer!, What? Bart come here!
Ray, my plant-mate drinkin' chum
Mi, a Farrow—Woody dumped
Fa--, the gas from just one bun
Sew, all Marge will do in bed
LA, where whackos tend to go
Tea, 'Long Island' born and bred
Jerry Springs us back to D'oh! Oh! No! No!

{JULIE}
Ifeel faint

{HOMER}
Alright kids, all together now!

[ ALL SIMPSONS (singing in perfect 3 part harmony) ]
Doe, Jule's deers, got lyme tick rears!
Ray, her half-wit moochin' son!
Me, a Shrek voice in some toon!
Fa, for "My Fa Lady" shun!
So, Miss Pop-pins is now dead!
La, a note you now can't blow!
T for hanging by a Thread!
Now you're on the Simpson Show!
D'Oh! Ray! Me! Fa! Sew! La! Tea! D'Oh!
Tea! D'Oh!

{sound of self-inflicted gunshot followed by sussurations of slender female body slumping to floor}

{BART}
"I didn't do anything nobody saw me do it can't prove anything!"

{HOMER}
"I have dibs on the umbrella!"

{LISA}
"Heard she was just doing porn now, anyway"