Aphids glom roses and knits stick on kitten. . .
Bite off the petals, and wool-wrangler's bitten.
Tapeworms taste tomatoes, curled up like strings.
These are just a few of phago-bit things.

Deer flies chomp ponies, head lice nosh on noodles.
Hicks yell as ticks swell,
Mange masticates poodles.
Wild geese have lice crews chewing on their wings.
These are just a few of phago-bit things.

Crack-snacking crabs crammed in crannies and gashes.
Maggots that gorge on gangrene and green hashes.
Silverfish nibble trilogy of "Ring"s.
These are just a few of phago-bit things

Fleas take dog bites,
Mites bite bees' wings,
Lice like biting nads.
If shrivelly member gets phago-bit things.
They'll make you feel fighting mad.