A Tune Full Of Boogers (The Parodist's Manifesto)


With every song that has been sung
There is capacity for puns
You find the pun and whap!
The song's inane

And every crap you have to take
Becomes a turdish snake
A fart,
Or pee
It's fairly clear to me

That a tune full of boogers
Helps the parody go down
The parody go down
Parody go down
Yes, a tune full of boogers
Helps the parody go down
In an AmiRightful way

If lyrics you tend to forget
Then learn to navigate the Net
Just type it in and bam!
They're in your file

And when you're feeling sad and blue
There's someone, someplace that likes you
You've got
The site
That keeps you up all night

Yes, that tune full of boogers
Helps the parody's renown
The parody's renown
Parody's renown
Just a tune full of boogers
Helps the parody's renown
It's the AmiRightful way

With rhyming words you must be deft
If AmiRight or AmiLeft
For politics can cause one to be cross

But if you're into whacking Bush
Or simply smacking tush
It's all
The same
A virtual parlor game

Just a tune full of boogers
Helps the reticent to clown
The reticent to clown
Reticent to clown
Yes, a tune full of boogers
Helps the reticent to clown
It's the AmiRightful way!