[Spoken]
Let's start at the very beginning,
We started off with none.
What we read is like A-B-C.
What we write we call par-o-dy.

Par-o-dy, par-o-dy
So what we wrote just happened to be,
Par-o-dy, par-o-dy

None, Un, Sum, Soon, Some, When, Done,
[Spoken]
Seven songs, the project's easy.

[Everyone]
None, no peer, no detail here,
Un, A prefix used for none,
Sum, remains what's on the shelf,
Soon, it's not so long to done,
Some, don't need all that much bread,
When, what time? we want to know,
Done, the thing that do done did,
Which could bring you back to none. (no, no, no)

Soon, oh dear the time is near,
When, the time it must be done,
Done, the thing I did myself,
Un, an-y-thing less than one,
Sum, you need a count of head,
None, that's not turned into no,
Some, it's what you get in bed,
Which could bring us back too soon. (Whoa, whoa, whoa)

When's not clear, don't know how near,
Sum, what adding soon becomes,
Soon, ain't came just calm yourself,
Un, a long, long way from done,
Some is less than few, I've read,
Done, denotes it's time to whoa,
None, it's less than one I said,
Which could bring us back to when, (I don't know)

[Yours truely]
Done, When, Some, Soon, Sum, Un, None
None-done!

[Spoken]
Now reader's,
None-Un-Sum-Soon-Some-When-Done and so-on,
are only the titles we use to build the songs.
Once you have the titles in your head,
you can make the same song a million times by rhyming them up.
Like this:

Done When Some Soon Sum Un None
[Spoken]
Can you do that? (Good I knew you could)
[Readers]
Done When Some Soon Sum Un None
[Yours truely]
Done When Some Soon Sum Un None
[Readers]
Done When Some Soon Sum Un None
[Spoken]
Now link them all together.

[Everyone]
Done When Some Soon Sum Un None. Done When Some Soon Sum Un None
[Spoken]
Good!
[Johnny D]
But it doesn't mean anything.
[Yours truely]
[Spoken]
Well you gotta write the parody for each one. One parody for each title. Like this:

When you've got the tune and swing,
You can spoof most anything.

[Spoken]
Now all together

[Everyone]
When you've got the tune and swing,
You can spoof most anything.

None, no peer, no detail here,
Un, A prefix used for none,
Sum, remains what's on the shelf,
Soon, it's not so long to done,
Some, don't need all that much bread,
When, what time? we want to know,
Done, the thing that do done did,
Which could bring you back to none. (no, no, no)

Done When Some Soon Sum Un None Done
Done None Un Sum Soon Some When

[Everyone]
Done Some Some
Un Soon Soon
None Sum Sum
Some when when
[Repeat above verse 4x]

[Yours Truely]
When you've got the tune and swing,
You can spoof most anything.

[Everyone]
Soon, oh dear the time is near,
When, the time it must be done,
Done, the thing I did myself,
Un, an-y-thing less than one,
Sum, you need a count of head,
None, that's not turned into no,
Some, it's what you get in bed,
Which could bring us back too soon. (Whoa, whoa, whoa)

[Everyone]

None______Some None
Un________When Soon
Sum______ Sum None
Soon______Un
Some_____Some None
When_____When Soon
Done_____When Some Soon Sum Un

Done None - oh - oh Done None -- Some None