Minneret, this was very funny....but too short! I wanted more, and was disappointed by it's brevity. 354

Nicely crafted, nice historical encapsulation, and nice touch with the accent.

Thanks, guys. Yeah, I was a verse too short, but I ran out of well-known WJC/JFK flings and I didn't know of another President whose, uh 'campaign supporters' were as well known, so... Thanks for reading.

Ike and FDR had "administrative assistants" who helped them relieve stress. . .can't remember the names. Brings to mind the great SNL bit about Nixon, in which Dan Akroyd, drunkenly criticizing JFK's flings, railed: "There'll be no sex in the White House while Dick Nixon's president!"

Oh, they ALL got some on the side, it's just that the names aren't famous like with JFK and WJC... ;-)

You left out two-thirds of the song, it wasn't funny, and your history is as bad as your politics. Presidents who fooled around while in office (that we know of), other than the two you mentioned: Harding, LBJ, Bush Sr. with Jennifer Fitzgerald. That were suspected of it, then or now: Jefferson, Cleveland (in his case, I really doubt it), Wilson, FDR (some doubt, because of polio, whether he could). And that doesn't count beforehand. And on top of all that, JFK and WJC were better Presidents and better men than any of the Republicans who followed them -- so far. Maybe they're a 25-year-old state legislator somewhere who can redeem the Republican Party for its 130-year unbroken record of greed, corruption and fanaticism, and its 40-year unbroken record of pandering to the worst elements of this country's religious elite. And it's OK to say things like this again. The funerals are over, he's in the ground, and he was not a great man anyway.

ain't no history here, pal. just people talking about their flings. nobody's talkin' about politics.

Christ, the man's gay son even spoke of him with respect on Friday, and your politics have you so warped with hate you can't even read an apolitical parody withoug going off half-cocked about some irrelevancy? Get therapy.

Ok, my last comment was petty and mean. Sorry. Not sure why you went off on what was just a silly parody, but for me to go off in return accomplishes nothing productive.

Your darn right that was mean!