Brain rot and toes on some kids that he’s bitten
Sniffing the hair of strange women, he’s smitten
Fat wads of cash that his son Hunter brings
These are a few of his favorite things

Telling Ukraine, they can start lobbing missiles
Israel attacked he just plug ears and whistles
Asleep at the beach or just eating ice cream
These are a few of his favorite things

Wide open borders and ICE he likes trashing
Tren de Aragua when, victims, they’re slashing
Dime bags of powder found in the west wing
These are a few of his favorite things

When his dog bites
When the polls sting
When he’s boiling mad
he cannot remember his favorite things
No wonder he did so bad

Limits on free speech by censoring Google
Corn Pop and Bosie and Hunters bad doodles
Shaking the hands of folks who can’t be seen
These are a few of his favorite things

Lloyd Austin’s missing, Mayorkas was lying
Brinton stole luggage while “they” were out flying
Afghanistan pull-out begun in the spring
These are a few of his favorite things

Wandering aimless with no clear direction
Then in July he just quits the election
Stabbed in the back, Nancy’s pulling the strings
These are a few of his favorite things

When the rats flee
As the ship sinks
And he’s feeling had
He cannot remember his favorite things
No wonder he did so bad