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Song Parodies -> "My Best Captain's Logs"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"My Best Captain's Logs"
Parody Written by:
Chris Frederick
The Lyrics
This is based on entries that would have appeared in James T. Kirk's captain's log during Star Trek: The Original Series.
My Corbomite bluff, oh what a maneuver
Khan's lousy attitude sucks like a Hoover
Shuttlecraft stranded, attacked from the fog
Notable stories in my Captain's Log
Indian princess who's named Miramanee
That Edith Keeler lass really is bonnie
Slave girl who's greener than Kermit the Frog
Three classic entries for my Captain's Log
Trouble with Tribbles is they are too horny
Stealing a cloaking device can get thorny
Journeyed to Babel with humanoid hogs
These are a few of my best Captain's Logs
When the decks shake
When the shields break
When the Klingons fight
I simply review all my best Captain's Logs
And it makes me feel alright
Went back in time and we saw Gary Seven
Then fought Apollo and sent him to Heaven
Ran after Finnegan, had a nice jog
Some of the people in my Captain's Log
Mind melds with Hortas can be a bit rocky
Squire of Gothos is both rude and cocky
Bones weds Natira, he's sick as a dog
Int'resting times in my old Captain's Log
Seek out new life and new civilizations
Boldly record things about those relations
I should release them as audio blogs
People can hear all my best Captain's Logs
When machines fry
When red shirts die
When chicks steal Spock's brain
Chug Romulan Ale and play my Captain's Logs
And it makes me feel no pain
Khan's lousy attitude sucks like a Hoover
Shuttlecraft stranded, attacked from the fog
Notable stories in my Captain's Log
Indian princess who's named Miramanee
That Edith Keeler lass really is bonnie
Slave girl who's greener than Kermit the Frog
Three classic entries for my Captain's Log
Trouble with Tribbles is they are too horny
Stealing a cloaking device can get thorny
Journeyed to Babel with humanoid hogs
These are a few of my best Captain's Logs
When the decks shake
When the shields break
When the Klingons fight
I simply review all my best Captain's Logs
And it makes me feel alright
Went back in time and we saw Gary Seven
Then fought Apollo and sent him to Heaven
Ran after Finnegan, had a nice jog
Some of the people in my Captain's Log
Mind melds with Hortas can be a bit rocky
Squire of Gothos is both rude and cocky
Bones weds Natira, he's sick as a dog
Int'resting times in my old Captain's Log
Seek out new life and new civilizations
Boldly record things about those relations
I should release them as audio blogs
People can hear all my best Captain's Logs
When machines fry
When red shirts die
When chicks steal Spock's brain
Chug Romulan Ale and play my Captain's Logs
And it makes me feel no pain
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