It's Oprah's last year and she's going hog-wild
Passing out gifts so her audience will smile
Cars, Cameras, Cruises, LCD screens
These are a few of Oprah's favorite things

A Nikon D3100 Digital SLR
One Tory Burch Flannel Tote with his custom-made signature
A set of 18 Lasko candles, each worth 50 bucks
Gee Oprah's audience always have all the luck

Season 25 T-shirts and Lululemon workout pants
An Andre Walker hair care kit to spice up their romance
A Oprah custom cashmere sweater by Ralph Lauren
This list keeps on growing, it goes on and on

A 52-inch
Sony Bravia
Nike Free Run tennis shoes
These are a few of Oprah's favorite things
Oh please can I have them too

From Judith Ripka, there's crystal and earrings
The new book " Decoded " that is written by Jay-Z
A 58 hand set diamond Oprah watch
Five year Netflix membership so they all can watch

Ceramic Cutlery , Frozen Macaroni and Cheese
A $100 Kiva Gift card, whatever that means
Ghirardelli brownie mix and Baker's Edge brownie pans
It's good to visit Oprah Winfrey TV LAND

Since it's her last year she' sharing her fortune
And probably writing them off as deductions
Living a life like both a Queen and King
These are a few of Oprah's favorite things

But there's more fun
It's just Part One
Oprah, I please ask of you
If you have any empty audience seats left
Can I come attend, Part TWO!!!!