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Song Parodies -> "Juan Acevedo"

Original Song Title:

"Guantanamera"

Original Performer:

Joseito Fernandez

Parody Song Title:

"Juan Acevedo"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Is it bad that I still remember someone like Juan Acevedo? In 2003 the Yankees were plagued by the lack of quality middle relievers. Granted their clutch offense were bad as well but the bullpen with relievers not named Mariano Rivera have been among the main weakness, the weakness along with terrible RISP production from the offense what would led to the undoing in the World Series that year.

Juan Acevedo was signed after the closer Mariano Rivera got hurt so for a while he filled in as a closer. Granted he was shaky but he was able to go 6 for 6 on save opportunities. But in the end he can't be trusted to hold the lead even if his life depended on it. Was also responsible for delaying a certain juiced up starting pitcher's quest for 300 wins twice, most notably giving up that home run against the Cubs to blow the lead.

Eventually he was released by the team where he would sign with the Blue Jays before being let go as well. He retired after the season.
Juan Acevedo,
The horrid Juan Acevedo
Juan Acevedo,
The horrid Juan Acevedo

His pitch was a hitter's delight
It's a perfect way to lose games
Ball he threw will be way too light
Those meatballs he threw are shamed
Everything he threw are no bueno
None of which are in Hall of Fame
All his infamies are eterno
And in the end he's to be blamed

Juan Acevedo,
The dreadful Juan Acevedo
Juan Acevedo,
The dreadful Juan Acevedo

Worse than watching Telemundo
His choking is natural
He gets lit up every time he plays
What I'm saying is factual
His motion is like he's gonna sway
His time with the Yankees is awful
After one pitch the game is all blown
That guy's freaking awful

Juan Acevedo,
The putrid Juan Acevedo
Juan Acevedo,
The putrid Juan Acevedo

Sending him out is really abusive
Something that can never be pardoned
Trust this guy is estupido
In the end he is no amigo.

Juan Assevedo,
The horrid Juan Assevedo
Juan Assevedo,
The horrid Juan Assevedo
Granted Antonio "Fatsuna" Osuna and Chris "Hemlock" Hammond aren't any better but at least they did better job than Acevedo did. Osuna was actually decent for a while until he got hurt mid-season, after that he wasn't the same.

However these guys aren't the ones that ticked me off the most, the one who did that is a certain someone who happens to be related to a good pitcher with the Angels...forgot his name, gave up Ted Lilly for that guy.

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Max Power - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Judging by the voting, it seems that Acevedo actually has fans. That's surprising, maybe they like watching him blowing games.
Michael Pacholek - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Could be worse, could be Kerosene Kyle Farnsworth... and thank you for NOT mentioning Jeff (George Carlin word)ing Weaver by name! But Ted Lilly stunk as a Yankee; like Javier Vazquez, he was never, ever, EVER going to get the job done in New York.

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