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Song Parodies -> "Stinky Fragrance Man"
Original Song Title:
"Secret Agent Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Rivers
Parody Song Title:
"Stinky Fragrance Man"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez
The Lyrics
There's a man who really likes burritos
And then he likes to launch a few torpedoes
With every bite he takes
A lethal wind he breaks
Odds are we won't live to smell tomorrow
Stinky fragrance man, stinky fragrance man
He's playing you his trumpet
And takin' your breath away
Beware the seat arrangements when you dine
They'll sit you next to Pootie every time
He'll turn the family blue
Then pin that sh** on you
Odds are you'll eat with the kids tomorrow
Stinky fragrance man, he's so flagrant man
He's making you some thunder
And givin' away the blame
(Breathtaking guitar solo)
There's a man who leads a life so smelly
And everyone he meets, they say WHOA NELLY
He fills his chili bowl
The place is like death row
Odds are he'll be gassing us tomorrow
Stinky fragrance man, he's outrageous, man
He's making you some thunder
And givin' away the blame
Silent as a ninja he is one day
Toots away like Satchmo on the next day
He lets the long ones rip
By eating hellacious dip
Odds are he'll buy underwear tomorrow
Stinky fragrance man, he's a satan fan
He's cuttin' cheese like butter
He's setting the place aflame
Stinky fragrance man......PLLLLBBBPPPP
And then he likes to launch a few torpedoes
With every bite he takes
A lethal wind he breaks
Odds are we won't live to smell tomorrow
Stinky fragrance man, stinky fragrance man
He's playing you his trumpet
And takin' your breath away
Beware the seat arrangements when you dine
They'll sit you next to Pootie every time
He'll turn the family blue
Then pin that sh** on you
Odds are you'll eat with the kids tomorrow
Stinky fragrance man, he's so flagrant man
He's making you some thunder
And givin' away the blame
(Breathtaking guitar solo)
There's a man who leads a life so smelly
And everyone he meets, they say WHOA NELLY
He fills his chili bowl
The place is like death row
Odds are he'll be gassing us tomorrow
Stinky fragrance man, he's outrageous, man
He's making you some thunder
And givin' away the blame
Silent as a ninja he is one day
Toots away like Satchmo on the next day
He lets the long ones rip
By eating hellacious dip
Odds are he'll buy underwear tomorrow
Stinky fragrance man, he's a satan fan
He's cuttin' cheese like butter
He's setting the place aflame
Stinky fragrance man......PLLLLBBBPPPP
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Excellent Claude, not a wasted line here and an interesting choice of letters at the end to represent a fart!
LOL! 5's
Blowing three fives your way!
Woopie!!! Claude, 5's... This parody didn't stink!!!
Nobody nose the troubles you've seen.
another fresh breath of Claude Prez
what a gas
[SOTM] FanGAStic! 555+
(SOTM) Whoa, nelly! Did you say he was cutting cheese like butter? that's some powerful sphincter-work going on there - and you say he's equally adept at silent and Satchmo? - I'm impressed - can't go wrong with a classy assy fart parody Claude - LOL! - 555
(SOTM) DKTOS soz
(SOTM) What Red Ant said. To add to that comment I re-read this a few times, didn't want it to end (is that TMI?). I think the secret agent is H2S.
(SOTM) Is this going to be a new character in the sequel to Mystery Men? (haha)
Isn't "Johnny Rivers" a euphemism for diarrhea? TMSLTM (the S is for steeenky). I give this 5 B's, 5 L's, and 5 P's.
I pretty fast found two live versions of this song on the net, one turned out to have extra choruses and one had fewer and one of them was also a cover so I'm not giving the URL this time (since they weren't the original this is based on). Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that those two was more than enough to prove that this has excellent pacing etc. Though running the "PLLLLBBBPPPP" in my dictionary loudspeaker plug in quickly turned the sound card to break down into something that smelled up the whole room!
(SOTM) I was wrong when I said that I DKTOS. This song was on Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, for crying out loud. Is the 'breathtaking' guitar solo made up of farts? If you record this, it should be. Brilliant job!
(SOTM) Not normally a fan of "bodily function" material, but this was well written. Really liked the Satchmo line :)
Nothing like an ol' fart gag... and sounds like these *really* make you gag.. but (if you don't mind me saying it) this ain't your best, Claude. Methinks December's entry is going to be much stronger.
SOTM - Nicely done with variation and feeling.
Very good stuff, Claude, especially, death row, ninja, and Satchmo.
(SOTM) Classy fart parodies are few and far between, Claude...but this one definitely cuts the mustard..cheese...whatever. 555
(SOTM) Great job on a parody as raunchy as the subject.
(SOTM) "Secret Agent Man" is one of those songs that just lends itself to multitudes of creative parodies, like this one. Well done, CP.
Thanks for the comments everybody.
Funny stuff you old fart. Especially liked 'rip/hellacious dip' and the 'pinning it on you' line.
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