This man is not the shipment arranger.
The head of the cartel remains a stranger.
A big movement he makes; several balloons he takes.
This body cavity is quite narrow.

Secrete anus grams, secrete anus grams.
You're gonna need a plumber when you get off the plane.

He wears a two-piece suit, the average kind.
Suspicious looks might lead to his behind.

Ah, be careful what you say,
Or you'll give yourself away.
You'll be in a holding cell quite narrow.

Secrete anus grams, secrete anus grams.
You're gonna need a plumber when you get off the plane.

[bass guitar solo]

Secrete anus grams, secrete anus grams.
You're gonna need a plumber when you get off the plane.

Fastin' till you've passed through the Customs bay.
You allay your hunger for just about one day.
Oh you'll let no long turds drip,
Displacin' the bags, to slip.
You want intestines as dry as a pharaoh.

Secrete anus grams, secrete anus grams.
You're gonna need a plumber when you get off the plane.