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Song Parodies -> "Jerkules"
Original Song Title:
"The Mighty Hercules"
Original Performer:
Johnny Nash
Parody Song Title:
"Jerkules"
Parody Written by:
Doug Montgomery
The Lyrics
The nun line was added by my brother Gary years later.
Jerkules, coward of song and story
Jerkules, loser of ancient glory
Fighting for the wrong, stomach like a gong
With the strength of one ordinary nun!
Jerkules, no one is safe if near him
Jerkules, only the good guys fear him
Hardness in his eyes, iron in his pies,
Murder in his heart, fire in every fart
Of the stupid Jerkules!
Jerkules, loser of ancient glory
Fighting for the wrong, stomach like a gong
With the strength of one ordinary nun!
Jerkules, no one is safe if near him
Jerkules, only the good guys fear him
Hardness in his eyes, iron in his pies,
Murder in his heart, fire in every fart
Of the stupid Jerkules!
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