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Song Parodies -> "Ranches Are"
Original Song Title:
"Chances Are"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Mathis
Parody Song Title:
"Ranches Are"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Ranches Are
Where cow poopie's right in style
You may step in a pile, and then
Chances are,
You could step in a pile, again
Wide and far
Run perimeters of yields
from cattle, like large fields of mines
Be aware...
Try to avoid mushy kinds
By the barn is the prime place
The ground zero of slime place
And Ranches Are
always up to par
With lots of ooze,
So, wear brown shoes...
Watch your step and be "Suspish"
'Cause if you feel a squirt or squish
You're gonna' wish you had..
And Ranches Are
Where chances are,
...aw'flly bad
Yes, Ranches Are
Where chances are,
...aw'flly bad
Where cow poopie's right in style
You may step in a pile, and then
Chances are,
You could step in a pile, again
Wide and far
Run perimeters of yields
from cattle, like large fields of mines
Be aware...
Try to avoid mushy kinds
By the barn is the prime place
The ground zero of slime place
And Ranches Are
always up to par
With lots of ooze,
So, wear brown shoes...
Watch your step and be "Suspish"
'Cause if you feel a squirt or squish
You're gonna' wish you had..
And Ranches Are
Where chances are,
...aw'flly bad
Yes, Ranches Are
Where chances are,
...aw'flly bad
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Ya walk around in the barnyard, ya takes yer chances.
funny twist
This rancher ain't no turd romancer!
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