Look at me,
I am sloppier than any man should be
When I cook there's a big old smoky cloud
I could sure use an elf
I'm so Messy,
Since I'm by myself

Every day,
Anything I use, I never put away
This place is a disaster area
And should be condemned
I'm so Messy
I even save phlegm

You might say that I'm not doing well
An understatement, since she bid goodbye
I think the devil would evict me from hell
I'd have to get better to die...

On my own,
I just stumble through
This big old house, alone
Never taking the time to keep it clean
and don't want the job...
I'm so Messy,
and so much a slob

Yes, I'm Messy,
and so much a slob...