Well for 1614 they got a burnin’ itch
Pyres in Louisiana they’ll pile up to burn a witch
On going Medieval the clowns down there are really keen
They’re turning back the centuries way down in New Orleans

The pyres they love and the witches they’ll be shoving
Onto the piles of timber and then set embers aglow
The fires they love and they’re gonna flush the covens
And turn the state to Salem and even longer ago

They f**ked up the river, fillin’ it with poison scum
Then into it they dumped many tons of what comes from the bum
Water gets high and there is massive flooding
As in Mississippi, state rulers do ugly dumb things

They pile up sludge and into the river dump in
Untreated effluent and then they’re dumpin’ in some more
Defile with dung and in poison they keep pumpin’
Until there is a dead zone from the Delta to the shore

The witch-seek freaks seek an enslave women prize
In a state that is enslaved by Christian Nationalist guys
They’ll light those fires and send the witches to hell
And add to the aroma of burning fossil fuel smell

They buy up guns ’cause they know the Feds are comin’
To take away their AKs, so they gotta store some more
The 21st century they are shunnin’
They got a Speaker in Congress, a Trump whore to the core

They’re fine to run off from modernity’s comin’
They want things runnin’ as they did in centuries before
They’re mighty sore Confederacy’s crumblin’
Along with Mississippi they’re a plantation-crave corps

A state stuck in the mire of an era that is feudal
There’s lords and serfs and vassals, females’ place must lower go
Live in the past, won’t let women use their noodle
To make their own decisions, that is a deadly no-no!

The mindless state “leaders” are addleheaded clowns
Now that slavery has ended, gotta keep the women down
Their heads are filled with matter small, the Abby Normal kind
They’re gonna wield their power, keeping women, girls in line

They’re mighty dumb, even further down they’re dumbin’
A state that has got the second-worse intelligence score
Keep women plump, force the babies to be comin’
No rape, incest exceptions, help is banned at the drugstore

A state stuck in the mire of an era that is feudal
Beyond early seventeenth century they will not go
Live in the past, won’t let women use their noodle
To make their own decisions, “leaders” worship death of Roe

1604
That far. No more!
What’s state good for?
Slave female corps
Festering sore
At the Gulf’s door