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Song Parodies -> "Jackass"
Original Song Title:
"Jackson"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"Jackass"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
(Husband)
Saw this movie in the theater
It made me laugh and shout
I've auditioned for Jackass
Ever since it first came out
I'm going on Jackass
I'm going to act like clown
Yeah, I'm going on Jackass
All wife can do is frown
(Wife)
Well, Go on and be a Jackass
Go ahead and wreck yourself
Go slice your hand with an electric fan
Be a big fool for your wealth
Yeah, Be on Jackass
Go roam "round bare
(Husband)
Honey, I'm a Screwball Jackass
(Wife)
See if I care
(Husband)
I'll put fleas into my undies
Then I'm gonna poop on cow (Eww!)
I'll go acting like that Tom Green
Using a dead moose I'll plough
I'm going on Jackass
Tied to caboose my throat
Cos I'm going on Jackass
(Wife)
Go ride exploding boat
But they'll laugh at you on Jackass
While you are lancing with two phony legs
You'll make a touch down in a wedding gown
Then inhale, huff these coffee dregs
Yeah, Go on Jackass
You big manly man
And I'll be watching this Jackass
You're tied to Moving Van
(Husband)
Wellllllll, Now
I'm in movie in the theater
Swallowing a few live trout
I've been working for Jackass
Ever since they hired this lout
I'm starring in Jackass
It's in contract
Yeah, I'm starring in Jackass
I'm never getting sacked
Well, Watch my movie in the theater
It makes you laugh and shout
Maybe, you'll be working for Jackass
When number tres comes out
Saw this movie in the theater
It made me laugh and shout
I've auditioned for Jackass
Ever since it first came out
I'm going on Jackass
I'm going to act like clown
Yeah, I'm going on Jackass
All wife can do is frown
(Wife)
Well, Go on and be a Jackass
Go ahead and wreck yourself
Go slice your hand with an electric fan
Be a big fool for your wealth
Yeah, Be on Jackass
Go roam "round bare
(Husband)
Honey, I'm a Screwball Jackass
(Wife)
See if I care
(Husband)
I'll put fleas into my undies
Then I'm gonna poop on cow (Eww!)
I'll go acting like that Tom Green
Using a dead moose I'll plough
I'm going on Jackass
Tied to caboose my throat
Cos I'm going on Jackass
(Wife)
Go ride exploding boat
But they'll laugh at you on Jackass
While you are lancing with two phony legs
You'll make a touch down in a wedding gown
Then inhale, huff these coffee dregs
Yeah, Go on Jackass
You big manly man
And I'll be watching this Jackass
You're tied to Moving Van
(Husband)
Wellllllll, Now
I'm in movie in the theater
Swallowing a few live trout
I've been working for Jackass
Ever since they hired this lout
I'm starring in Jackass
It's in contract
Yeah, I'm starring in Jackass
I'm never getting sacked
Well, Watch my movie in the theater
It makes you laugh and shout
Maybe, you'll be working for Jackass
When number tres comes out
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LOL this is hilarious! 555!
I''m with Jack on this... LOL funny and I've got the Sinatra/Whoever OS voices in my head doin' your lines for the rest of the day now... gotta go now... I've got tickets for the 8:00 AM showing!
This made me bray with laughter
You can do anything you put your mind to. 5's
funny twist..i love it
you're on a bit of a roll, matthias - this was great, and never has there been a better fit of an OS line into a parody than "Go ahead and wreck yourself" - fantastic -555
(ABC3) Here's 555 to hide in your....
(ABC3) HAHAHA! Me and my mates Harry and Frullet used to do crap like Jackass, we called ourselves Jackass Jr, my mate filmed it all. Personally, I thought it was really crap and really dumb, but everyone seemed to love it. LOL! And I was the star just cause I have a high tolerance to pain... Have fun man, go wreck yourself! 5-5-5
(ABC) Brilliant! Another parody where I can easily imagine the original vocalists singing it!
(ABC3J) I'm probably one of the few people on the planet who has never seen a full episode (nor the movies) of Jackass, but I do know what it's about, and this is dead-on. Pacing and rhyming (as well as the husband/wife parts) was excellent, though somethimes at the expense of a conversationally styled line (i.e. "You're tied to Moving Van", "It's in contract"). I liked the progression though, and 'tis funny, so I give you 5s.
(ABC3J)See above!
(ABC3-J) Lots of great visuals in this one, Matthias! 555
You're being too nice to JA. It gets a LOT worse than that: the consumption of bodily waste, human or animal, for one. 5's, anyway, because at least you make the point.---MM
(ABC3J) Yeah, what a cultural phenomenon Jackass has turned out to be....:-~. The UK has come up with it's own version called Dirty Sanchez; and if I'm honest it makes Jackass look like an episode of The Waltons. Oh, btw...555, great stuff.
Cool, a song about my wife and I! Very funny, great take on the movie/show.
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