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Song Parodies -> "You F*** Too Much"
Original Song Title:
"You Talk Too Much"
Original Performer:
Joe Jones
Parody Song Title:
"You F*** Too Much"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
In case it's not clear, this is also a satire on overuse of the term.
You f***too much
You're wearin' me right out
You f***too much
You're even givin' me gout
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
F*** too much
You f*** with people
You barely know
You're f*****g new people
Wherever you go
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
F*** too much
You're f*****g with people
That you've never seen
You're f*****g so noisy
I can hear you scream
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
You f*** too much
[Instrumental Interlude]
You f***too much
You're spreadin' S.T.D.s
You f***too much
You even do it in threes
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
F*** too much
You f*** ev'ry hour
You love to shtup
You f*** ev'ry hour
I'm all shrivelled up
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
F*** too much
You f*** me so often
Can't do it no more
You f*** me so often
You can make me sore
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
F*** too much!
You're wearin' me right out
You f***too much
You're even givin' me gout
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
F*** too much
You f*** with people
You barely know
You're f*****g new people
Wherever you go
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
F*** too much
You're f*****g with people
That you've never seen
You're f*****g so noisy
I can hear you scream
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
You f*** too much
[Instrumental Interlude]
You f***too much
You're spreadin' S.T.D.s
You f***too much
You even do it in threes
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
F*** too much
You f*** ev'ry hour
You love to shtup
You f*** ev'ry hour
I'm all shrivelled up
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
F*** too much
You f*** me so often
Can't do it no more
You f*** me so often
You can make me sore
You just f*--**--**--**--**--**--**--***
F*** too much!
The original 1960 hit by Joe Jones is unrelated to later songs by this name by Run DMC and others. © 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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You haven't per chance to be dating Paris Hilton, have you?
I grade this an "A" not an "F"
too much...5s
Subtitle: The Asterisk Song. *****s
F***ing great song!
3 f***ing fives!
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn (a.k.a. Esther Ritchie) - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I beg your pardon!
2LD4U, how did you know? I promised her I wouldn't name names.. . gentleturtle never tells, you know.... AF*, thanks... alvin, John B, PMS, Rick C, thanks a f*****g lot....
Madonna, please see first comment, this song was directed at PH, not you, and that thing you and Paris and I did together was awesome; see "Threesome" - I changed the names there as well.
Madonna, please see first comment, this song was directed at PH, not you, and that thing you and Paris and I did together was awesome; see "Threesome" - I changed the names there as well.
Hilarious, 5's
DKTOS, but I hear bleeping noises in my ears from just reading this!
Larry, K1, thanks.... And 2LD4U, I so wish I had titled this "The Paris Hilton Theme Song"...... great idea. Wish I could change it.
There's no asterisk quips left that I can think of. F***
Peregrin: What's sad is that these days, it doesn't even get asterisked, and the overuse in movies, Web, etc. was speared in (sorry, here comes yet *another* f***ing plug) "Guess I'm An Old Fogey (The "F-Word" Song)".
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1697.shtml
Thanks for r***ding and c**m***ing!
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1697.shtml
Thanks for r***ding and c**m***ing!
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