Song Parodies -> "Karl Rove, the Goat, Is Sore"

Original Song Title:

"Michael Row The Boat Ashore"

Original Performer:

"Karl Rove, the Goat, Is Sore"

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The Lyrics

Satire about the scandal engulfing Bush advisor, Karl Rove, who was named as the source that leaked the identity of covert CIA operative Valerie Plame, as petty revenge against her husband, Ambassador Joseph Wilson, who exposed the Bush Administration's lies about Nigerian yellow cake uranium, used to justify an illegal war on Iraq

Karl Rove, the goat, is sore.
What a lo-ser!
Karl Rove, the goat, is sore.
What a lo-o-ser!

Spy exposed by Karl Rove...
What a lo-ser!
Spy exposed by Karl Rove...
What a lo-o-ser!

Press compels for full details...
Rove's a lo-ser.
Press compels for full details...
Rove's a lo-o-ser.

There's nowhere this creep can hide.
Rove's a lo-ser.
Scandal's deep, as Bush polls slide.
Rove's a lo-o-ser.

What Rove did was petty and cold.
Rove's a lo-ser.
Protects Bush from truth bein' told.
Rove's a lo-o-ser.

Karl Rove is really sore.
What a lo-ser!
Karl Rove is really sore.
What a lo-o-ser!

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