(Bill Hung... Bill Hung... )

Every morning on the radio, this guy we all hate
he stands five-foot-two and weighs one-twenty-eight
kinda light in the loafer and narrow in the throat
and everybody knows he didn't get no votes, Bill Hung.

(Bill Hung... Bill Hung... )
Bad Bill Hung.
(Bill Hung... )

Nobody seems to know why Bill left home.
He just drifted into Fox TV's pleasure dome.
He didn't look like much, but he wasn't too shy
and after he was done, we would all ask, "Why, Bill Hung?"

Somebody said he came from old Beijing
where they tortured him every time he'd sing
and a dashing jet a pilot did command
took this loser man, I tell ya, to the promised land, Bill Hung.

(Bill Hung... Bill Hung... )
Bad Bill Hung.
(Bill Hung... )

Then came the night when contestants sang
and he threw up Ricky Martin's "She Bangs."
Singers were praying, hearts beat fast
and everybody hoped that he'd sung his last, Bill Hung.
That Simon Cowell's a nasty chap
but Paula Abdul even thought it was crap
and Randy Jackson gave out with a groan
and like a prisoner in the dock, just stood there alone, Bill Hung.

(Bill Hung... Bill Hung... )
Bad Bill Hung.
(Bill Hung... )

And with all of his strength, Simon gave a shove
and William asked, "Mister Cowell, where's all the love?"
And twenty contestants ran off of that stage
and now there's only left facing that rage, Bill Hung.

Fantasia's dream is now complete
and the world has rumbled under Ruben's feet
and Kelly got her moment like this
but there's only one who makes us hiss, Bill Hung.

(Bill Hung... Bill Hung... )
Bad Bill Hung.
(Bill Hung... )

Now, they gave a contract to that worthless twit.
A lot of musical people have had a fit.
These few words are said about that boy:

"At the bottom of the barrel is a bad, bad voice... Bill Hung."

(Bill Hung... Bill Hung... )
Bad Bill Hung.
(Bill Hung... )
Bad Bill Hung.
(Bill Hung... )
Bad Bill Hung.
(Bill Hung... )
(repeat 'til fade)