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Song Parodies -> "Jerk Is Crazed"
Original Song Title:
"Purple Haze"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimi Hendrix
Parody Song Title:
"Jerk Is Crazed"
Parody Written by:
Plumb Bob
The Lyrics
Jerk is crazed, stalls in my lane.
Makes me think he should be detained.
Chap is grumbling, as I probe inside.
Excuse me, while I frisk this guy.
Jerk is 'faced, falls to ground.
Bloke is miffed, as funny stuff is found.
Dog is yapping, as I grip its leash.
What ever it is, this jerk's got a smell of weed.
Smell weed!
Smell weed!
Oh, no, no!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh, yeah!
Certain fate, haul in this guy.
Sentence stiff, it's eight to nine.
This snot's bemoanin', knowin' his crime.
Startin' tomorrow, caged up to spend some time.
Ooo!
Cell reeks!
Ahh, yea-yeah, dirty place.
Oh, no, oh!
Oh, smells creeps!
Cell reeks, smells creeps!
(Fade out with random weeping)
Makes me think he should be detained.
Chap is grumbling, as I probe inside.
Excuse me, while I frisk this guy.
Jerk is 'faced, falls to ground.
Bloke is miffed, as funny stuff is found.
Dog is yapping, as I grip its leash.
What ever it is, this jerk's got a smell of weed.
Smell weed!
Smell weed!
Oh, no, no!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh!
Oo-ahhh, yeah!
Certain fate, haul in this guy.
Sentence stiff, it's eight to nine.
This snot's bemoanin', knowin' his crime.
Startin' tomorrow, caged up to spend some time.
Ooo!
Cell reeks!
Ahh, yea-yeah, dirty place.
Oh, no, oh!
Oh, smells creeps!
Cell reeks, smells creeps!
(Fade out with random weeping)
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