Song Parodies -> "Stir Fry"

Original Song Title:

"Stone Free"

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Original Performer:

"Stir Fry"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

It is a little-known fact that Jimi Hendrix loved to cook, and Chinese was at the top of his favorite cuisines to prepare. He loved it so much, in fact, that he originally penned one of his classic hits with lyrics hailing his virtuosity in the kitchen.

Every day in the wok, I make a dish so pretty
If you take oolong, have a cup to wash it down
They write about me in their blogs
Write about my savoir-faire
But that ain't no surprise - it's beyond compare

Yeah
And that's why
You can't keep that frown
I'll turn it right upside down
I'll get my groove on
Hey

I'll make
Stir fry: I do it with ease
Stir fry: You need snow peas
Stir fry: Baby, not satay
I wok-a wok-a wok-a wok away
Yeah

Listen here baby
A-Hunan here, a-Hunan there
I declare, I'm in a Szechwan mood
But that ain't no surprise - it's all Asian food
Yeah but er-a
Sometimes I can-ha
Feel my wok kinda
Gettin' hot
It ain't no voodoo, chile -
I get that a lot

So eat this
That's why
You can't keep that frown
I'll turn it right upside down
I can't improve on

The best
Stir fry: I do it with ease
Stir fry: You need snow peas
Stir fry: Not satay
I wok-a wok-a wok-a wok away

Yeah
No excuse baby

Hey
Yeah
I love
Stir fry: You need snow peas
Stir fry: Chef Ramsay agrees
Stir fry: Not satay
Stir fry: Wok-a wok-a wok-a wok away

Hey
Stir fry: go on down the buffet baby
Stir fry: don't bring the same plate back
Stir fry: MSG-free
Stir fry: got to try it baby
Stir fry: got to wok on

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