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Song Parodies -> "Lolly Gagger"

Original Song Title:

"Dolly Dagger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Lolly Gagger"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

here comes...lolly gagger
schedule is heavy...you're a real ass dragger
lolly gagger...you were robust, but you've lost your edge
ah wake up, lazy

been pullin' these tricks since your early teens
boy, you're lazy, brother, worst i've ever seen
you've let your life slip...indecision is rife
how can you ever reach your goals with this kind of life
well, you won't take no action...you have made your choice
you will not succeed like the other boys
hey, your poor mama...i know she tried and tried
she tried to reach you but was pushed aside

here comes...lolly gagger
how fast you ran...now you only stagger
lolly gagger...you're in no rush...its in bed, you're wedged
roll over...wake up, lazy

yeah..you're too young to be loafin', man
papa says you ain't his son
apathetic kid...you only want fun
no work, you love...do you ever stop layin' round ?
better get some gumption and be college-bound

here comes...lolly gagger
you're gonna end up as a grocery bagger
lolly...gagger....once, you were our pride
now, you're just cause for laughter
you do no work and that's become your pledge

better watch out, lazy...this spells disaster...alright
lazy devil...we know you're a little bit of a failure

lolly gaggin' muthuh...get a job...get a job
lolly gaggin' muthuh...get a job...get a job
lolly gaggin' muthuh...get a job...get a job
lolly gaggin' muthuh...get a job...get a job
get a job...get a job...get a job
get a job...get a job...get a job
ooh ooh yeah...ooh ooh yeah
ooh ooh yeah...ooh ooh yeah...ooh ooh yeah


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Michael Pacholek - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS (not a Hendrix fan), but this brought back fond memories of one of my favorite movies, "Bull Durham."
alvin rhodes - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks michael
Tim Mayfield - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I finally dragged myself over here to read this one. 5's
alvin rhodes - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks tim

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