Hey, Moe!
Where you goin' wit' that pie in your hand?
Hey Moe!
I said where you goin' wit' that pie in your hand?
Alright, I'm goin' down to fix someone's wagon
You know the party upstairs? I need to smack a man
Whoo! It'll be a ball

Nyuk, Hey Moe!
That sure smarts with that cream up my nose
Right in the nose
Nyuk, Hey Moe!
That sure hurts with that cream up my nose
Just let me have a few of those, Ooooh!

Guess I missed, Knucklehead!
I was aiming for Larry Fine
For Larry Fine
Oh, I was hit, Puddin' head
And now I have some Boston cream pie on my mind
For I gave him the woiks and he got me!

Pie fight!
(Mmmmm, Hey Moe!)
You missed me and hit this old lady!
(Woo)
Nyuk!
(Hey Moe!)
Soitainly!
(Hey!)
Ow, ow!
(Moe, what you gonna do?)
Oh, pie fight

Hey Moe, and how!
(Hey)
What's up with that seltzer now? What's up with that seltzer?
Nyah!
(Where's that gonna go?)
Hey Moe, I said
(Hey)
What's up with that seltzer now? What's up with that seltzer?
(Moe!)

Well, moron!
It's going down your pants, watch you dance
(Hey)
Way down by your testicles, boy, feel good?
(Moe!)
It's goin' way down south
(Hey Moe)
Way down where nothing I see
(Man, that's freezin')
Guess that's why my nickname is "Babe"
(Bro?)
Ain't no condom gonna
(Hey Moe)
It ain't gonna stay very long on me
(Moe, what you doin'?)
Look at me I'm soaking wet now!
(So?)
I gotta pee now!
Hey, hey, hey Moe
(Hey Moe)
You better hit the head!
(Where you gonna....)
Mmm, don't mind if I do! OW!
(go!)
(Heyyy, Moe)
Did that hurt?
(Guess you better run....)