Song Parodies -> "J.Lo"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Joe"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"J.Lo"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

It's silly, but think about it...hot and spicy Jennifer Lopez with the boy next door Ben Affleck? Shyeah...I'm takin' bets this one doesn't last as long as Tom Green and Drew Barrymore

J. Lo,
uh, are you gonna really marry that guy named Ben?
J. Lo,
I said are you gonna really marry that guy named Ben? Are you?

(Jennifer Lopez)
I'm gonna go be his old lady
Until he catches me messin' around with another man, yeah
I'm gonna go be his old lady
Until he catches me messin' around with another man,
Huh, and that won't be cool

Uh, J. Lo
I heard you dumped ol' Puffy down, dumped him down dowm
J. Lo
I said I heard you dumped Ol' Puffy down,
you left him down on the ground, yeah

(Jennifer Lopez)
Yes I did, I dropped him
You know I can't be messin' round, messin' round town
Uh-yes I did, I dropped her
You know, I can't be messin' around town
That crazy man had a gun
I DUMPED HIM!

Woo
Ah...J. Lo, alright
Kick that fool to the curb, baby

J. Lo, said now
uh-who you gonna run to now?
Who you gonna run to?
Hey Joe, I said
who you gonna run to now?
Where you, where you gonna go?

(Jennifer Lopez)
Well, dig it!

I'm goin' right down the aisle,
I'm gonna go get married someday
Alright!
I'm goin' straight down the aisle,
Yup, this'll be marriage number 3
Done left two men behind me

And Ben Affleck, he's gonna,
He's gonna put a weding ring on me
You better believe it right now! I gotta go now

Hey, J. Lo!
(ad-lib till fade out)

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Billy Florio - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment

it wont last a year..she needs to meet her mariage quota lol..good job

Guy DiRito - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent parody on a classic Hendrix, one of my favorites. Good roll along with the original.

lebeiw15 - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment

In the words of Weird Al... "I gotta turn on E.T., 'cause I'm a gossip freak, and I gotta know who J.Lo is marryin' this week" ... anyway, yeah, great job as always Syncronos...

Wild Man - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm just an old romantic. I think it may last more than a year. LOL I agree with Guy here, about Hendrix. The Man was an all time favorite of mine also.

Michael Pacholek - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Ah, Jimi Hendrix, the most overrated thing ever to come out of Seattle, though Alex Rodriguez is on pace to break his record. But this was great! Even though I like J.Lo. I mean, you'd have to be a serious, hard-core hata not to like her. But...doesn't she know that Bronx and Boston don't mix? If they go up to Fenway this week, it's over! And I'm not just talking about the AL East race! And somebody's gotta rewrite "Super Freak" as "Gossip Freak" for Lebeiw. There's a huge laugh waiting there.

J.Marie - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment

i luv j.lo and i'm thinkin of writin a song called ":virus" or "superman" or "superfag(just gave jen)" or "HIV" about jenny from the block

J.Marie - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment

or i can do a dare to be stupid parody! about someone's shattered dreams!

emma strong! - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment

will you find toxic by britney spears?

Red Ant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment

I was checking for this idea and see you've already done it, though my direction is considerably different. Good stuff, Syncronos.

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