Song Parodies -> "Ranger Walker's Coming To Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

J. Fred Coots & Haven Gillespie (authors)

Parody Song Title:

"Ranger Walker's Coming To Town"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

Short version lyrics from MetroLyrics

You'd better not kill
You'd better not steal
Truckload of drugs
You'd better not deal
Ranger Walker's coming for you!

He's making a fist
And punching you twice
Breaking your arm
And bruising your thighs
Ranger Walker's going to town!

Arms traffickers, kidnappers
Learn crime will not prevail
He'll fell them with karate chops
Then he'll throw their butts in jail

So, Trevette will watch out
And Alex will cry*
Lot of punches
And bullets will fly
Ranger Walker's coming to town!
Ranger Walker's coming to town!

In the conventions of the 1980's, Walker's girlfriend, Alex, would usually stand in the corner and cower in fear while the men did all the fighting. In the real world, I'd expect a woman who became a district attorney would have a few combat skills herself.

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Rob Arndt - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment

555! For some reason this reminded me of the obscure "Space Rangers" TV show cancelled in 1993. Did you know that all the early sci-fi space rangers were known as Exonauts? Buzz Lightyear borrows from that stereotypical image!

Jonathan - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups he's pushing the earth down! 5's

Callmelennie - December 02, 2015 - Report this comment

Norrisstein's Theory of Chucktivity ..... E = MC3 .... Energy (of Chuck's roundhouse kick) = Mass (of the entire known universe) x The Speed of Light .... Cubed!!!

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