Song Parodies -> "Might Grab It"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

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Original Performer:

"Might Grab It"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I know I already did this song once, but Mari and I were in bed and I kept mumbling some of these lines, cracking her up. To us, this is foreplay.

One pill makes you larger
And two pills makes you long
And the ones the doctor gives you
Keep you goin' all night long
Ask your phallus
If it's feeling strong

And when she just wants to grab it
And you know you're going to ball
Tell her that she is just so be-yootiful
That she has done it all
Show phallus
While it is still tall

When men are getting older
And have lost that get up and go
They might just need some new Viagra
Or it's beer and TV shows
Help that phallus
No placebo

Be sure to read the label
The side effects you've read
And you've taken the proper dosage
So you don't go waking up dead
Remember what your “best friend” said

Get some head
Get some head
Get some head

By the way, I don't use Viagra. Yet.

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Johnny D - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment

It takes a hard man to erect a parody as firm and tall as this.

Meriadoc - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment

I see an up and coming hit here! ;-D

Paul Robinson - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, it's hard to argue with this one, Rick...5's...Great job - love to see folks do these old Jeff-Air songs...

alvin rhodes - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment

funny stuff...5s

Paul Robinson - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Rick, this reminds me of a story a former co-worker at CCH told me -he swore it was true, too...He wanted to try Viagra so he got his Doctor to give him one as a Free Sample. He took it just as he was headed home - wanted to give the wife a "big surprise", if you catch my gist here...Anyway - passing an "Adult" store on the way & he had some more clever ideas and stopped in...the pill was starting to work by now...he starting browsing the merchandise and thinking about how they might work and what they might do and picked out a whole bunch - and was getting more & more excited as she browsed & shopped, too..spent a LOT of time in there, not to mention money...remember - spent a LOT of time in there...then he finally goes home to deliver his big surprise...and the pill had worn off...I understand they are only good for a certain amount of hours...BUT - wife was very excited and thrilled at all the new toys he had bought for her...too bad for him he wasn't really into it at that point, but he said she had a wonderful evening...

Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Did you hear Viagra is now available in a liquid form? (Not really, this is just a joke.) It's called the Stiff Drink.

Red Ant - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment

555 for you, most parodies of songs aren't as good as the original, but this one BEATS! it by atleast a few inches! Now all we need is an anti-Viagra pill for teens that get hard ever 8 seconds! Then you can parody that too!

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