This pill makes you larger,
If you were still or small.
Herbalists said, "Mugwort lifts you."
Did nothing for you at all.
Take Cialis,
You'll feel ten feet tall.

If you've paced it like a rabbit,
And hours later, you can't fall.
And it's still looking like a cantered pillar—
Once, like a worm it crawled.
With Cialis,
You're still ten feet tall.

"That's ten on the scoreboard!
Still up!" she yells, "Another go?"
But it's continuing to mushroom,
And your spine is moving low.
No, Cialis!
No need to grow!

Your stick's like log proportioned
You want floppy instead!
It's still upright and stalking upward.
Now you know what it means—"hothead."
You want your member dormant, dead.
"Please relent!" (3x)