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Song Parodies -> "Me and Hillary C."
Original Song Title:
"Me and Bobby McGee"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Janis Joplin
Parody Song Title:
"Me and Hillary C."
Parody Written by:
L.D. Obblo
The Lyrics
This is the 2nd of two pre-election (2008) songs I wrote. At the time it was written, Hillary looked unbeatable.
Livin' large in Little Rock, gov'ner's residence
But you know me, I've only just begun
I love the thought of livin' life at taxpayers' expense
And I can't wait to get to Washington
I take inspiration from my cherished Manifesto
I'll govern using secrecy and stealth
My whole body tingles when I'm reading Marx & Engels 'cuz
I dream I'm redistributing your wealth
Profit's just a dirty word that means the same as greed
Here's somethin' I wish everyone had learned:
From each & his abilities, to each for every need
(Except where cattle futures are concerned.
Just rig the deal so I get huge returns)
,
From my eight years in the White House
to my New York Senate race
I've always dreamed of ruling on my own,
I'm Hitler in a pantsuit, Stalin in white lace.
Or a chubby Isabel Peron
,
I know you folks don't trust me, that's what the polls all say
I'm a power-hungry liar and a pretend wife
Watch me take your Constitution and your Bill of Rights away
when I proclaim myself Empress for life
Freedom's just another word for things you'll do without
Communes should replace community
Taking for the common good, that's what I'm all about
'Cuz ownership and private property
don't mean a thing to Hillary RC
La la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la
La la la la etc...
But you know me, I've only just begun
I love the thought of livin' life at taxpayers' expense
And I can't wait to get to Washington
I take inspiration from my cherished Manifesto
I'll govern using secrecy and stealth
My whole body tingles when I'm reading Marx & Engels 'cuz
I dream I'm redistributing your wealth
Profit's just a dirty word that means the same as greed
Here's somethin' I wish everyone had learned:
From each & his abilities, to each for every need
(Except where cattle futures are concerned.
Just rig the deal so I get huge returns)
,
From my eight years in the White House
to my New York Senate race
I've always dreamed of ruling on my own,
I'm Hitler in a pantsuit, Stalin in white lace.
Or a chubby Isabel Peron
,
I know you folks don't trust me, that's what the polls all say
I'm a power-hungry liar and a pretend wife
Watch me take your Constitution and your Bill of Rights away
when I proclaim myself Empress for life
Freedom's just another word for things you'll do without
Communes should replace community
Taking for the common good, that's what I'm all about
'Cuz ownership and private property
don't mean a thing to Hillary RC
La la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la
La la la la etc...
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If you believe half this stuff about Hillary, then you deserve to have her as your President. In case you haven't noticed, the Democrats are not Communists. If they were, The Man would have already nationalized the health insurance and oil companies... actually, that might not be a bad idea.
Sad to say, Hillary would have been a better choice. She is a corrupt opportunist. I think Obama may actually believe a lot of that socialist rot. A lust for gain may eventually be satisfied, a lust for power will never be.
Michael, you and I are polar opposites politically & we'll never change each others' minds. OTOH, If you think nationalization works, look at what's left of the British motor industry. Your "man" is going to nationalize the banks and healthcare. Hmm... All I can ask of anyone on here is to judge my submissions fairly.
Michael, nationalized health insurance is just around the corner, so does this make you a communist?
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