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Song Parodies -> "The Little Ones Running 'Round Angelina"
Original Song Title:
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Original Performer:
Jan & Dean
Parody Song Title:
"The Little Ones Running 'Round Angelina"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Yes, I know it's "TAN-zan-EE-a," not "Tan-ZAY-nee-a." And I know that Zaharia is actually from Ethiopia. But that doesn't mean Angelina Jolie won't eventually adopt from Tanzania, and unless she (or Brad, or even Jennifer or Billy Bob) is related to Vincent Gardenia, you try to come up with something better! Anyway, this is about a not-so-distant time when Angelina may have gone as far as Mia Farrow and adopted an entire United Nations... and we know how THAT turned out!
(It's the little ones running 'round Angelina!)
The little ones running 'round Angelina
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
are adopted from far-off lands like Tanzania.
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
They mess up the basement and Brad's garage
and it makes it real hard to make a media-dodge!
And everybody saying that the house was once cleaner
before little ones running 'round Angelina.
(She moves really fast with her body so hard!)
There's a new arrival coming down the boulevard!
(It's the little ones running 'round Angelina!)
It's a good thing she doesn't raise them with Billy Bob!
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
But I'm worried that Brad Pitt will do silly job!
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
Well, she's gonna have conniptions sooner or later
'cause they'll be teenagers, raid refrigerator!
And everybody saying that the house was once cleaner
before little ones running 'round Angelina.
(She moves really fast with her body so hard!)
There's a new arrival coming down the boulevard!
(It's the little ones running 'round Angelina!)
(harmonica lick)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
(harmonica lick)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
And now Mia Farrow is comin' 'round
says, "Keep Brad away from daughter when she develops mounds!"
And everybody saying that the house was once cleaner
before little ones running 'round Angelina.
(She moves really fast with her body so hard!)
There's a new arrival coming down the boulevard!
(It's the little ones running 'round Angelina!)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
(repeat 'til fade)
The little ones running 'round Angelina
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
are adopted from far-off lands like Tanzania.
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
They mess up the basement and Brad's garage
and it makes it real hard to make a media-dodge!
And everybody saying that the house was once cleaner
before little ones running 'round Angelina.
(She moves really fast with her body so hard!)
There's a new arrival coming down the boulevard!
(It's the little ones running 'round Angelina!)
It's a good thing she doesn't raise them with Billy Bob!
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
But I'm worried that Brad Pitt will do silly job!
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
Well, she's gonna have conniptions sooner or later
'cause they'll be teenagers, raid refrigerator!
And everybody saying that the house was once cleaner
before little ones running 'round Angelina.
(She moves really fast with her body so hard!)
There's a new arrival coming down the boulevard!
(It's the little ones running 'round Angelina!)
(harmonica lick)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
(harmonica lick)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
And now Mia Farrow is comin' 'round
says, "Keep Brad away from daughter when she develops mounds!"
And everybody saying that the house was once cleaner
before little ones running 'round Angelina.
(She moves really fast with her body so hard!)
There's a new arrival coming down the boulevard!
(It's the little ones running 'round Angelina!)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
(Hot mama, hot mama, hot mama, hot!)
(repeat 'til fade)
Of course, by that time, Angelina will probably have stolen ANOTHER famous actress' boyfriend. Maybe she can split up Billy Crudup and Claire Danes, and then dump Billy, and then have a few drinks and laughs with Mary-Louise Parker (his ex).
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Fantastic!
lively and amusing
Brilliant and funny! 555
Wow, an Angelina one that's not with the Brangelina compilation. It was very good. 5's
Very humorous. Fortunately, as unpredictable as Ms. Jolie is, it is safe to say she will not trade in Brad Pitt for Woody Allen.
Don't be so sure, John J. While she may not get THE Woodman, who appears to be with Soon-Yi for the long haul, if she was willing to take a Billy Bob Thornton type, she might be willing to go after a Woody Allen type. If I ever meet Jessica Seinfeld, I'm telling her to watch her back!
Well, she better stay out of Pas - a - DEN - a! As Grand Marshall for the Rose parade she'll never make it.
I didn't get the Tanzania apology because your pacing was to the pronunciation you claimed (and I always thought) was correct - but a very funny parody MP - and I got a real laugh out of the line "But I'm worried that Brad Pitt will do silly job!" - 555
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