Now there's a girl after my own hard!! Very funny!!!

Now, for anyone who doesn't know what a "Fluff Girl" is, let's just say that she's a, ahh, hmmm, how shall I say this.......she's kind of a "production assistant" on the set of adult movies, who preps male actors for their scenes and helps them firm-up their resolve again later when it's time for them to get back to work. Oh yeah, 555, great parody, Rick. ;-D

good one, rick....hee hee hee

Pretty good... there's no doubt in my mind that this deserves a perfect score. :)

Ah, Rick. You're like a one-eyed cat, peekin' in the seafood store. Fluffy Fivers.

Thanks for the insight, Johnny D. Now explain to us what a "Best Boy" is.

"Best Boy"

Definition: This term is thought to have been borrowed from early sailing crews, who were employed to work the riggings in early movie theatres. Best Boy refers to the second in charge of any group, most commonly the chief assistant to the Gaffer. Females are also known as "Best Boys."

"Gaffer"

Definition: Literally translates to "old man." The Gaffer is in charge of the electrical department.

"Bugle Boy"

Naaaaw, you're gonna have to look THAT one up yourself...... and it ain't a brand name of designer clothing.

Now what have we here, hmmm? Could it be.....SATAN!!!!!?????.

So what's a "key grip" then? Nice "job"

"Key Grip"

Definition: The Key Grip is in charge of a group of Grips. Key Grips may also by the construction co-ordinator and a back-up for the camera crew. Key Grips and Gaffers work closely together.

From http://www.calmis.cahwnet.gov/file/occguide/GRIP.HTM ..... :

GRIPS are employed in the motion picture and television industry and perform a variety of tasks in the process of film making. Films are made within and outside the structure of major studios, and the function of Grips vary accordingly. Within the studio, Grip work is considered to be in three categories: production, construction, and administration.

A film production company, or unit, consists of many people in many crafts and professions working together to produce a film. The Grip crew within the company is made up of the Key Grip, Second Company Grip, the Crane or Dolly Grip, and any number of Company Grips. The Key Grip, the gaffer (head of the set lighting department within the company) and the cameraman are the core of the technical crew which implement the director's vision. The Dolly Grips prepare for a moving camera shot by constructing the track upon which the dolly or crane will roll, carrying the camera. Dolly Grips are also responsible for moving the crane or dolly during this shot. Grips also contribute to the lighting process; after the set lighting technicians have placed, aimed, and adjusted the lights, Grips set up the equipment used to cast shadows necessary to achieve desired effects. If placement of the camera requires moving the walls of the set, the Grips perform the work.

Construction Grip work is done before and after the production of actual photography. Before photography begins, Grips help by unloading the parts of the sets that come from storage and placing them for the carpenters or propmakers to revamp. Whenever the sets need to be reassembled from storage, it is done by Grips. Grips build hanging scaffolding above the perimeter of sets upon which lights used in the photography are placed. They also construct stationary and rolling scaffolds for platforms to hold the sets, the lights, and the camera. When a backing or a large painted background is required to simulate a view through windows and doors, it is the Grips who install it. Grips also maintain these backings by use of their sewing room. After the photography is completed, the Construction Grip crew is responsible for dismantling the backings, sets, and scaffolding.

Hmmm, fluff works for me, the world's a sick place and I'm a happy guy. If I didn't know the tune to this would you get one of your fluff girls to hum it for me?

great job..and not much fluff

Hey Beaver, make me a Fluffer-Nutter.

I was sure that I voted and commented on this one. Good parody!

(ABC) Late comer (ahem) gives it 5s.

(ABC) Excellent! Rick, you really know how to do a mastur..umm...piece.

Rick: Clearly, this parody was not "fluff" (in the original slang version, that is). In fact, if the Wild Man won't mind, I think you deserve a Chalupa Award for Best Parody to Pass the Censor! Angry, Write Mail: The "Best Boy" is the one with the best "Key Grip." (And if that one gets past the censor, we'll know Chucky was on vacation.) Don't get me started on "Dolly." Guy: Of course she could be a hummer, especially with those lips. (I know, you're thinking of Monica. Those were the days, weren't they?)

I used to live in Fluff City, but the other residents just made it so hard.

(ABC) See above!

Very good parody, very good problem solution.

I am shocked Rick this is sooo risque! Johnny ... great definitions!

That is quite impressive, getting a parody like this one with fully transparent euphemisms past the censor. Oh, I suppose it could have been before the censoring was increased... anyway, 5'd.

Not bad...I'm a little shaky on the original, but that's my problem =)

What's up... guess a better question is what's not up? Great parody, Rick.

Restoring my previous 555 vote.