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Song Parodies -> "Honolulu Chew-Chew"

Original Song Title:

"Honolulu Lulu"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Honolulu Chew-Chew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Queen of the slurper girls

There’s a spark in her eyes as she gobbles hemo;
She’s grazing and swigs. Is this just a bad dream? No!
Biting on your neck, she’s drying you till blanched;
She’s a swigging slurper girl—you ain’t stanched.

’cause she’s night’s Honolulu chew-chew,
Moonlight’s Honolulu chew-chew,
Queen of the slurper girls.

When she’s clamping on a big jug’,
You’re arid as Ka‘u.
Do a hula as she’ll chew ya;
Raiment is pa‘u.
She’s on a leech diet, so you know you’re out of luck.
A prey for slurping, this girls knows how to suck.

A leech is Honolulu chew-chew,
Moonlight’s Honolulu chew-you,
Queen of the slurper girls.

Yeah, she’s night’s Honolulu chew-you,
Soon bites, hoggin’ as she’ll chew you,
Queen of the slurper girls.

I tell you, once upon a time, you know,
She took a little stroll. . .
Encountered The Count, who bit ’er
On this sandy atoll,
So she’s in thrall to this gang, undead.
Once a sanguine fount, you’re dried, wicked, done, bled.

’cause she’s night’s Honolulu chew-chew,
Not quite Lon’ll chew-you loup ’rou,*
Queen of the slurper girls.


*loup garou: werewolf

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Old Man Ribber - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Memorable as "Twilight" over Diamond Head! ;D
Pearl-City-Kitty - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
sirSweaty this is truly a Great old ~BBoys ~ write, Pirate Jacques de BedBug ! . . . . Oh, he's a BedBug and he'll never, ever be any good . . . . He's a Bedbug, 'cuz all he does is "Knock on Wood" !
John Barry - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR: I'll drink to that!
PCK: Bedbugs: insect vampires.

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